Freedom

Access to luxe indulgences like organic chocolate is not only about nutrition. It is evidence of having the means to earn more than subsistence wages; to do more than endure life.

inspired by Ralph Waldo Emerson and the 50th Anniversary of the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom

Black Skin Ratio

It is better for 100 innocent persons should be stopped and frisked for contraband chocolates than that one guilty person wrapped in paler colors should suffer inconvenience, disrespect and humiliation.

inspired by Voltaire, Wm. Blackstone, Ben Franklin, NY Police Commissioner Kelly & NY Mayor Bloomberg

The Best

Chocolate isn't the only tasty treat, but it tastes better than anything else.

inspired by Paul "Bear" Bryant

Prenup

In the event of a divorce, these items: my chocolate truffles of the month membership, three-tier double tower chocolate fountain and antique sterling silver fondue set are exempt from the division of assets.

inspired by hoping for the best and preparing for the worst

No Dutch

Most of the people who want me to share my luxe chocolate with them, don't want to split the cost of it with me.

inspired by Holland Taylor

Provocative

I love to tease men with my chocolate.

inspired by Eartha Kitt

Standards

Chocoholics expect a particular quality by constantly eating a particular grade of chocolate.

inspired by Aristotle

Quality Bait

Serve luxe chocolate if you esteem your reputation as a host; for it is better to forgo serving bad chocolate to guests you plan to court as friends.

inspired by George Washington

Too Much of a Good Thing

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of chocolate.

inspired by Salvador Dali

Banned Substances

"Give up chocolate while I'm training for a marathon?!"

inspired by people who don't cheat to win

Affordable Chocolate Act

Keep chocolatiers and dentists employed; support the ACA to grow the economy.

inspired by doomed political ultimatums