Motivation

If you must have more chocolate, think of your thighs in a swimsuit.

inspired by Noel Coward and incentives for self-control

Grief

Chocolate is a fleeting solace, fellowship is better, but action is best.

inspired by John Burns and the 100-cities rally for justice for Trayvon Martin

Aftertaste

There is a higher court than courts of justice, and that is the court of conscience. It supersedes all other courts.

Quote from Mahatma Gandhi applied in the wake of the verdict in the Trayvon Martin case, which has soured my sweet thoughts about life's philosophies.

Could've Told You That For Free

Drinking a diet soda while inhaling a meal loaded with more than the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat, sugar, cholesterol and sodium doesn't erase the calories?

inspired by results from Purdue University's recent diet soda study

Crazy

Anyone who wants to resist eating chocolate is either a saint or a masochist.

inspired by U.S. Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sure Thing

A man is an occasional pleasure, but chocolate is always a treat.

inspired by Groucho Marx

Sisyphus, The Chocoholic

Roll the balance ball across the mat ten times for every bite of chocolate swallowed.

inspired by eternal struggles

Return On Investment

Chocolate in a recipe adds perfection to a treat.

inspired by Aristotle

Independence

Chocolate tastes like freedom.

inspired by Susan B. Anthony

Bucket List

1. Devour Belgium chocolates in Brussels
2. Savor crescents layered with chocolate in Paris, France
3. A shopping spree at Chocolate World in Hershey, Pennsylvannia
4. Visit Chocolat Frey in Switzerland
5. Die happy

inspired by YOLO

Exchange Rate

Can I buy the most chocolate with dollars, Euros or yen?

inspired by international money markets