Waste Not, Want Not

Have I inadvertently squandered chocolate?

inspired by Phocion

Sweet Comfort

Chocolates soothe a multitude of woes.

inspired by Menander

Incentive To Retreat

The one who runs may live to eat chocolate again.

inspired by Menander

Ultimatum

Stop eating my chocolates, and buy some of your own.

inspired by Martial

Quality Control

Some luxurious, some good, and lots plain bad:
that's how chocolates are made, my friend.

inspired by Martial

Skilled Only Need Apply

Not all who own a pan are bakers.

inspired by Marcus Terentius Varro

Newton's 3rd Law of Indulgence

Those who eat much great chocolate must
also workout greatly.

inspired by Marcus Licinius Crassus

Gratitude

You will enjoy luxury chocolate if you savor
every taste as though it were your last.

inspired by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Final Request

I intend to die in a chocolatier; let the
confections be placed near my dying mouth,
so that when the choirs of angels come, they
may say, "God be merciful to this self-indulger!"

inspired by Walter Map

Budget Cuts

She was so poor that she could not buy chocolate.

inspired by Longus

Deciding Opinion

There is delight in baking, though none
taste beside the baker.

inspired by Walter Savage Landor

Make Chocolate, Not War

The chocolatier's renown...has been purchased,
not by deeds of violence and blood, but by
the diligent dispensation of pleasure.

inspired by Washington Irving

Unconditional Love

Good chocolate needs no reason, nor additives.

inspired by Ibycus

Internal Collapse

Baked goods without leaven fall of their own weight.

inspired by Horace

Unavoidable Consequences

It is the hips and thighs where the chocolate settles.

inspired by Horace