Budget Deal

I'll gladly pay you next billing cycle for a one-pound box of chocolates today.

inspired by J. Wellington Wimpy

Heaven and Hell

To hoard chocolate is human; to share chocolate is unlikely.

inspired by Alexander Pope

Defiance

The quantity and frequency of my chocolate consumption won't be dictated by nutritionists and physicians.

inspired by Romney pollster Neil Newhouse

Gobble Gobble Consequences

Gluttony’s mate, flab.

inspired by Virgil

Insatiable Appetite

But hunger of chocolate, like thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.

inspired by Laurence Stern

Reality Bites

It's not the cocoa that adds the weight; it's the quantity of other ingredients added (and consumed) to make it chocolate.

inspired by Lena Horne

Diversification

If you have two loaves of bread, sell one and buy chocolate.

inspired by Persian, Chinese or Greek misc. saying

Carpe Diem

Let us eat then and be glad while chocolate is before us.

inspired by an anonymous Latin saying

Picking Order

Between two chocolates, I always pick the one I never tried before first.

inspired by Mae West

Restraint

Of all plagues chocoholics bear, strict diets are the worst.

inspired by William Walsh