Raison D'Etre

Chocolate--made merely for the purpose of indulgence

inspired by Jean de le Bruyere

Carb Addicts' Lament

Doctors recommend moderation in sweets consumption; occasional small, one and done servings of candies, cookies, doughnuts, pies or cake, but the buzz of eating more, more often is so hard to resist.

inspired by The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition

Identity Crisis

Sometimes you feel like a double-dipped chocolate covered peanut. Sometimes you don't.

inspired by nostalgic candy slogans

Elitist Smack Talk

Philistine! You swallow your truffles in one greedy gulp, without pausing to break the shell and savor the blend of flavor profiles.

inspired by cable food channels

Chocolate Cake

Everyone wants to eat a piece of me.

inspired by Tiger Woods

President Brother

Her husband glanced at her as he stopped for the red light. "How many truffles did you buy for my mom for her birthday?"

"One dozen," she said.

"Actually, it was two," the satellite vehicle services operator said. "You ordered one for your mother-in-law and one for yourself."

inspired by metadata, the NSA, the Patriot Act and George Orwell

NOT the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

There's no such thing as imitation chocolate; either it's chocolate or it's an insult to chocolate .

inspired by Charles Caleb Colton