Chocolate Makes Her Clothes Pop Off

She said, "I'm staying in with my family for birthday cake and ice cream."

Oh, have mercy, my only thought was chocolate makes her clothes pop off.


inspired by Joe Nichols, homemade temptation, and fitted clothes

The Remains of Yesterday

The plate of shame on the morning after National Doughnut Day

inspired by donutdayusa.com, The Salvation Army, and sweet treats made of dough

Fattening Horizontal Stripes

Red Velvet, white pound cake, and the blues after stepping on the scale.

inspired by birthdays, warm-weather fashions, and homemade goodies

Did Someone Say Pie?

"Chocolate Cream or French Silk or--what? Oh. Not that kind of pi."

inspired by homophones, Pi Day, and 3/14/15 9:26:53

Spring Thaw

inspired by breaking the ice, odd impulse control strategies, and delayed gratification

Healthy Waist Training

inspired by Nutrition Crimes and Punishment: If you eat the sweets, you've got to do the reps.

Valentine's Day Win-Win

inspired by simple gestures of affection