No Dutch

Most of the people who want me to share my luxe chocolate with them, don't want to split the cost of it with me.

inspired by Holland Taylor

Provocative

I love to tease men with my chocolate.

inspired by Eartha Kitt

Standards

Chocoholics expect a particular quality by constantly eating a particular grade of chocolate.

inspired by Aristotle

Quality Bait

Serve luxe chocolate if you esteem your reputation as a host; for it is better to forgo serving bad chocolate to guests you plan to court as friends.

inspired by George Washington

Too Much of a Good Thing

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of chocolate.

inspired by Salvador Dali

Banned Substances

"Give up chocolate while I'm training for a marathon?!"

inspired by people who don't cheat to win

Affordable Chocolate Act

Keep chocolatiers and dentists employed; support the ACA to grow the economy.

inspired by doomed political ultimatums