May Day

If you want me to dance around a pole, it better have ribbons of chocolate streaming from it.

inspired by an ancient custom

Hindsight

Good chocolates cost more in advance; bad chocolates the most in aftertaste, with heavy and bitter regrets.

inspired by John Lubbock

Oxymoron

White Chocolate

inspired by chocolate ingredients originalists

Fill It, Buster!

I will eat chocolate until I can no longer stomach the sight, smell and scent of chocolate.

inspired by Senator Rand Paul

Sequester Stalemate

"No, cancelling my luxe chocolates of the month membership to offset the family budget deficit is not on the table," the chocoholic said.

inspired by the 113th U.S. Congress

Obstacle Course

The pathway to luxe chocolate is cluttered with many hurdles: access, calories, guilt.

inspired by Lewis F. Korns

Variety

The choicest chocolates lie in glass cases within the confectionery.

inspired by Martin Farquhar Tupper