Numbers Game

"It takes how many hours of cardio to burn off all the calories from one chocolate truffle?!"

inspired by true events

The Chocolatiers

"Co-Co(a)"

I've been trying to eat all right
I've been living a healthy life
I've been eating dark cocoa instead
Not eating before bed
No eating before bed

inspired by "Ho! Hey!" by The Lumineers

Duty

Chocolate's sole task is to provide as much pleasure as possible.

inspired by Susan Hubbard

Dues

Dimples are the price that you pay for spending more time eating chocolate than exercising.

inspired by Shirley Chisholm

Snack Talk

Smack. Dribble. Dunk.

inspired by sandwich cookies with milk, and Carmelo Anthony's handling of Kevin Garnett's (alleged) trash talk

Sweet Somethings

"Rich milk chocolate, creamy caramel, roasted hazelnut ganache, citrus creme, toasted coconut or pure dark decadence," the chocolatier said, pointing to each tempting confection as the enthralled foodie gazed into the display case.

inspired by irresistible assortments

Season's Eatings

Farewell, holiday goodies season.
Hello, swimsuit-ready workout schedule.

inspired by celebratory carbohydrates consumption