Survival of the Fullest

"Oh, I just used my Thanksgiving Day meal(s) potbelly to knock everyone out of my way to reach the very limited quantities of 5-lb. boxes of chocolate champagne truffles for $5."

inspired by Grey Thursday, Black Friday, and the real reason for the season

MeaCulpa.con

"But you said I could keep eating chocolate, lose weight and keep my same primary care doctor."

inspired by Kevin Trudeau and President Obama