Worth the Wait

With the eating ends the anticipation of the chocolate.

inspired by President Abraham Lincoln

Daily Bread

A truffle a day is worth whatever you'll pay.

inspired by Elizabeth Wright's 1913 version of a popular proverb

Hips Don't Lie

"These measurements suggest that you've neither increased the number of squats and lunges during your workouts nor decreased the amount of chocolate consumed during your meals," the physical torturer trainer said as she looked at the tape measure looped around the victim's client's gluteus ginormous.

inspired by true events

Delightful Biteful

Chocolate is the Divine treat in the course of a meal.

inspired by Lewis F. Korns

Compulsion

If I didn't care for chocolate,
I'd probably lose this big gut.
But I shall eat the way I do,
Because sweets compel like strong voodoo.

inspired by Dorothy Parker's Enough Rope

When Virtue Is Overrated

Chocolate's a treat, and sometimes treats are sinful pleasures.

inspired by Lord Byron from Don Juan

Numbers Game

"It takes how many hours of cardio to burn off all the calories from one chocolate truffle?!"

inspired by true events

The Chocolatiers

"Co-Co(a)"

I've been trying to eat all right
I've been living a healthy life
I've been eating dark cocoa instead
Not eating before bed
No eating before bed

inspired by "Ho! Hey!" by The Lumineers

Duty

Chocolate's sole task is to provide as much pleasure as possible.

inspired by Susan Hubbard

Dues

Dimples are the price that you pay for spending more time eating chocolate than exercising.

inspired by Shirley Chisholm

Snack Talk

Smack. Dribble. Dunk.

inspired by sandwich cookies with milk, and Carmelo Anthony's handling of Kevin Garnett's (alleged) trash talk

Sweet Somethings

"Rich milk chocolate, creamy caramel, roasted hazelnut ganache, citrus creme, toasted coconut or pure dark decadence," the chocolatier said, pointing to each tempting confection as the enthralled foodie gazed into the display case.

inspired by irresistible assortments

Season's Eatings

Farewell, holiday goodies season.
Hello, swimsuit-ready workout schedule.

inspired by celebratory carbohydrates consumption