Never, Ever, Ever...?

"You take me for granted. You don't truly appreciate me for myself. You only want me to fill the emptiness of your hollow core," the peanut butter said to the chocolate shell.

inspired by codependent couplings                     

Gift Box

Here is a treasured treat for the palate--the chocolatier, or a bakery.

inspired by Dr. Ben Carson

Pleasure Principle

A little bad chocolate is like a nice dish of sour grapes.

inspired by Dorothy Parker

Holiday Mob

Grandma got run over by chocoholics,
Running toward the flash sale five-pound tins.
You can say there's no such thing as chocolate addiction,
But as for the clerks and witnesses, they believe.

inspired by Randy Brooks

Just Desserts

Those who would give up a little luxe chocolate to purchase a lot of mediocre chocolate, deserve neither luxury nor favor.

inspired by Benjamin Franklin

Consequences

There is no luxe chocolate that does not contribute to cellulite.

inspired by Dorothy West

Easy

All I want for Christmas is a two-pound box (of truffles).

inspired by Don Gardner

Holiday Confessions

Dear Santa,
     Yes, I've been naughty, but being nice is at near the top of on my list of New Year's resolutions.
     So please bring assorted chocolate truffles and a milk chocolate variety ballotin as an incentive and a sign of good faith in my good intentions.

Fly safely,
Choco Phil

If Only In My Dreams

I'll have Ho Hos for Christmas
You can not stop me
Please have snowy white fi-ill-ing
And choc-o-late coating

Rich tender cake will fill me
What my stomach craves
I'll have Ho Hos for Christmas
For years and years to come

inspired by Kim Gannon, Walter Kent & Buck Ram with a nod to
the musical stylings of Bing Crosby & other talented crooners