Mood Swing

Chocolate eaten in anxiety tastes as good as
vegetables eaten in peace.

inspired by Aesop

Bait and Switch

I will have nought to do with a man who gives and
takes chocolate with the same hand.

inspired by Aesop

Reasons to Indulge

Any excuse to serve chocolate.

inspired by Aesop

Fraud

Chocolate imposters breed contempt.

inspired by Aesop

Expectation

Do not count your chocolate before it is eaten.

inspired by Aesop

Sixth Sense

Woman with a taste for chocolate: milk, dark or ivory
is like one that has another sense, when compared with
such as have no relish for those treats.

inspired by Joseph Addison

Subconscious Cravings

Sweet are the dreams of a virtuous woman.

inspired by Joseph Addison

Cause and Effect

Chocolate is to joy what exercise is to health.

inspired by Joseph Addison

Enticement

Therefore don't you be gentle to your man either.
Don't show him all your sweets, but share one and keep
the chocolate hidden.

inspired by Homer

Deception

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is the sweet
which looks rich brown on its shell but tastes pale dust.

inspired by Homer

Pleasant Surprises

A small treat can hold a great taste.

inspired by Homer

Balance

There is a time for work-out reps, and there is also
a time for sweets.

inspired by Homer

A Matter of Taste

There is a sweetness to all treats, even without chocolate.

inspired by Homer

Sensory Overload

Chocolate is indulgence of the senses.

inspired by Homer

Consequences of Pleasure

Chocolate shifts from mouth to thigh.

inspired by Homer

General Principle #2

Your shell is harder than your center.

inspired by Homer

Dream World

The immortals will send you to the Chocolate Plain
at the ends of the earth, where dark-haired Cocoathys is.
There life is supremely easy for all. No tooth rot there,
nor always counting calories, nor weight, and Full Joy is
ever flowing throughout the land to bring peace to all.

inspired by Homer

Tenets of Friendship

Good chocolates make good friends.

inspired by Robert Frost

Happiness Equation

Chocolate is 95% delicious and the other half is bliss.

inspired by Yogi Berra

Ultimate Truth

It's not chocolate 'til it's chocolate.

inspired by Yogi Berra

Anticipation

The delicious sweets of the gods are not to be gulped in haste.

inspired by Homer

Decisions, Decisions

So many sweets, so many chocolates;
each one its own gift.

inspired by Terence

General Principle

Verily great grace may go
With a little gift; and precious are chocolates that come from friends.
inspired by Theocritus

Generosity

We share chocolate that we may live in ecstasy.
inspired by Aristotle

Simple Pleasures

Chocolate: There's no treat in the world so delightful as chocolate.
inspired by Sophocles

Self-esteem

Eat no chocolate unequal to yourself.
inspired by Confucius

Necessary Indulgence

What life is there, what delight, without decadent chocolate?
inspired by Mimnermus